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a Game of Serving Humanity

Don’t Get Eaten... Or Probed!

This smarter party game is democracy gone terribly, terribly wrong.

3-6 Players | 30 Minutes | Age 14+

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Aliens have enslaved you. Your task: sort out the remainder of humanity and bovanity.


Vote on containers of cows and humans, trying to make your unique set of alien bosses happy. They all want different things and you’re stuck in the middle.


Make the best of it to survive in this social area control game.

On your turn, place a single vote on an empty space. Each player votes six times, and then you score.


Though the mechanics are easy, winning is not. Every action benefits or harms the other players. Use strategy, social deduction, and peer-pressure to best spend your limited resources.

Cheer: “Meat! Meat! Meat!” Barter: “I’d gladly pay you next turn for a hipster burger today.” Plead: “Please please please.” Do what you can to get the table on board with your agenda.

Rules & Variants

3-6 Player Rules

Click here to download the pdf.

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